Paddy Drinking whiskey

“Slainte Padraig”

“Yeah right, Slainte me arse, give me a Jameson will you?”

“Pleasant as ever I see”

“What did you say?”

“I was just saying it was a pleasant day today,”

“Its shagging raining cats and dogs outside how can that be pleasant?”

“Ah sure I’m just happy to see all my customers happy”

“Fecking gobshite”

“What’s bit your arse?”

“The wife”

“There men pay money to get women to do that you know”

“You watch too many of them blue movies you know, your turning into a right dirty fucker”

“Yeah must be the company”

“She is leaving me”

“Ah here no way Paddy why is that?”

“She says I’m a cantankerous auld bastard and no woman could put up with me.”

“That’s terrible Paddy, and she willing to  put up with you for years and then using that as an excuse”

“What the hell are you talking about? I’m no more cranky than any man”

“”Of course not sure aren’t you the light of day itself”

“Women they don’t know what’s good for them.”

“What are you doing here, should you not be at home trying to hold on to her”

“Not at all sure its grand and quiet there now with out her”

To be continued

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