Have you ever played darts before
well no but i seen it on the telly
look it doesn’t matter just hit the board when its our turn, ill do the rest when its my go.
ah yeah no bother where do i stand
behind the line
right you are, so its us two against them two
your quick on the uptake
Are we betting money
yeah no bother i’m a champion thrower
ah great we are sorted.
Jaysus its a long way to the board,
ah you be grand
i have a bit of a problem with judging distances
what
My eyes
what are you on about
My eyes there crooked so i cant judge distances
ah here just throw the dart
right you are, hang on will you tell those chaps to move
Those arent chaps , those are nutters and if i ask them to move they will probably kill me so just throw the dart, they are miles away from the board
Right here we go
quick run will you. He is after taking it out of his head and he dont look happy
