I was wondering, I mean I saw your advert
Are you free now, I could meet you know if you were free
Give me half an hour to get ready baby
How much are you
Well it depends baby
For half an hour and just normal stuff you know, none of that weird stuff, just straight in and out.
Have you ever been with someone like me before baby
Well i have had girlfriends, well kind of.
Okay well its 100 for a half hour
Do you kiss, I mean can i kiss you on the lips
Yeah of course you can.
Okay Where do I go.
I ll text you the directions
Jaysus do you have my number
It came up on the screen when you rang
oh yeah of course , i just nervous should i have a shower
Yeah a shower yeah baby that’s good
Right I see you in half and hour, oh god I may have to call some other time
I had an accident
are you okay
yeah i just got so excited thinking of you and a shower i had an accident I need to go and clean up
Hello are you there, ah here , not again.